grandslasher | (no subject)

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[today a young man is making a very serious decision

between the bento and yakisoba sandwich at the convenience store]

Don't compromise so easily. What if I want that too?

You can't take every bento in the store.

Challenge accepted!

--what?!

[well you seem crazy and serious enough so he's just going to try and snatch the nearest bento set]

[doing the same. pretty much has cheatmode on always, tho.]

[did i just get into a convenience store fight with an s-level strain]

L-look, even if you can grab everything first, there's no way you can carry it all.

Edited 2013-12-25 08:43 (UTC)

That's what carts are for. Gotcha.

If you leave to get a cart now I'll be able to get at least one ...

I don't have to leave.

[pulling out his cellphone~]

[can i just grab a bento and leave before you call your crazy family on me]

[if you try that shit i'm just going to take it. pls don't be rude.]

Acchan, are you there?

[you can somehow hear her roll her eyes at you over the phone.]

Yes, I'm here.

How quickly can you get to the convenience store?

Shouldn't you be asking me what I'm doing first? Maybe I'm busy!

[she's busy lounging, reading a magazine and eating biscuits]

You don't take my calls unless you've got nothing to do, Acchan.

That's not true!

[before he can retort:] —What do you need me for?

I just need help shopping. For aneki. Can you hurry? This guy here's looking impatient.

I don't think your sister needs the entire stock of bento boxes!

My sister is voracious.

Ah! I'll be there soon!!

[hangs up]

[... what just happened ...]

Can you wait a sec?

I'm on my lunch break, so, not really?

What are you breaking?

My work shift.