grandslasher | (no subject)

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[today a young man is making a very serious decision

between the bento and yakisoba sandwich at the convenience store]

Mmm... Are you having trouble making a decision?

[some weird kid just snatching up the sandwich.]

--uh, yeah, actually! Am I in your way?

[because why else would a cute girl be talking to me ...]

[and RIGHT WHEN I DECIDED THAT WAS WHAT I WANTED]

Excuse me ...

Excused?

[idk maybe she's been trained to be meek and subservient to men or something]

No. [Sakura gives a gentle smile. She isn't here shopping for a lot; there's not much of anything she's carrying in her hands.] Not at all. I often make bento lunches from the leftovers from dinner-- maybe that'd be the best choice?

I was actually about to take that ...

Oh— Really? My bad. [sighs] Looks like there's no helping it, then.

Now we have to fight for it.

It does sound pretty good right now ...

[kind of noticing her lack of items]

You're probably not here for lunch, right? You said you cooked?

[U M]

I'm not about to fight a high school kid for a sandwich!

Then why stake your claim?

I thought you'd just give it up?

[you know like a NORMAL PERSON]

You're putting too much faith in the kindness of a high school boy.

Whatever gives you a nutritious and varied meal... That's what I think you should go for.

[nods at those questions]

Yes, I prepare most of my family's meals by hand. Grandfather and Nii-san prefer it that way, and so do I.

That's really great! I should probably get into the habit of cooking ... it'd be healthier, right?

Do you know how?

I don't think it's better to assume strangers are unkind ...

You have to look out for number one, nii-chan. He's probably a sociopath who'll eat your sandwiches. And then you.

I know how to make noodles.

[did you just call me nii-chan and then talk about cannibalism]

I don't think that's really realistic.

O-Oh...

[so u don't]

[i had a weird upbringing.]

We'll just see about that.

Please don't make that face; I'll be fine.

[what you didn't enjoy the traditional holiday Wotan Wednesday]

Or maybe I'll just go with the bento.

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