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[grandslasher]

[today a young man is making a very serious decision




between the bento and yakisoba sandwich at the convenience store]

Comments

[notmagnificent]

Excused?

[grandslasher]

I was actually about to take that ...

[notmagnificent]

Oh— Really? My bad. [sighs] Looks like there's no helping it, then.

[notmagnificent]

Now we have to fight for it.

[grandslasher]

[U M]

I'm not about to fight a high school kid for a sandwich!

[notmagnificent]

Then why stake your claim?

[grandslasher]

I thought you'd just give it up?

[you know like a NORMAL PERSON]

[notmagnificent]

You're putting too much faith in the kindness of a high school boy.

[grandslasher]

I don't think it's better to assume strangers are unkind ...

[notmagnificent]

You have to look out for number one, nii-chan. He's probably a sociopath who'll eat your sandwiches. And then you.

[grandslasher]

[did you just call me nii-chan and then talk about cannibalism]

I don't think that's really realistic.

[notmagnificent]

[i had a weird upbringing.]

We'll just see about that.

[grandslasher]

[what you didn't enjoy the traditional holiday Wotan Wednesday]

Or maybe I'll just go with the bento.

[notmagnificent]

Don't compromise so easily. What if I want that too?

[grandslasher]

You can't take every bento in the store.

[notmagnificent]

Challenge accepted!

[grandslasher]

--what?!

[well you seem crazy and serious enough so he's just going to try and snatch the nearest bento set]

[notmagnificent]

[doing the same. pretty much has cheatmode on always, tho.]

[grandslasher]

[did i just get into a convenience store fight with an s-level strain]

L-look, even if you can grab everything first, there's no way you can carry it all.

[notmagnificent]

That's what carts are for. Gotcha.

[grandslasher]

If you leave to get a cart now I'll be able to get at least one ...

[notmagnificent]

I don't have to leave.

[pulling out his cellphone~]

[grandslasher]

[can i just grab a bento and leave before you call your crazy family on me]

[notmagnificent]

[if you try that shit i'm just going to take it. pls don't be rude.]

Acchan, are you there?

[atonceiknew]

[you can somehow hear her roll her eyes at you over the phone.]

Yes, I'm here.